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Sarah Miller's avatar

This whole post made me laugh. "Mound" 🤣

Izzy | The Sunday Reads's avatar

I LOVE THIS omg so funny and creative!

Kuleigh Baker's avatar

Slick...

AdriAnne Larsen's avatar

GLOBES. We’re just putting that near the middle top and not making further comments on GLOBES.

AdriAnne Larsen's avatar

It’s truly awful.

Eve's avatar

It's "bud" for me FOR SURE...this made me lol

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

It's so good it's bad!

Elea's avatar

Nectar. 💀

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

That and "seed" are the worst, in my opinion.

Laura W.'s avatar

Lol funny. Thank you. Mounds because it is just so moist.

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

Can't believe moist didn't make the list.

Meredith Rankin's avatar

I'm glad that I'm not the only one for whom certain words are ruined! This post made me laugh.

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

We’re all in this together.

Geoff Mantooth's avatar

At last, a reason I shouldn’t read romance. It’ll ruin kneading to make rolls and not hitting the waves, among other activities. 😅

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

Don’t let the silly words keep you from romance! It’s not all globes and nectar. Just some of it. 😂

L.M. Elm's avatar

Great piece. Got me to subscribe. 👍

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

Thank you so much!

Lark Maitland's avatar

I challenge myself not to overuse the golden oldie euphemisms, so this list took me right back to writing my last book! Thank you for sharing.

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

Thanks for reading!

Elizabeth Marro's avatar

What a wicked thing you've done here! I'm laughing but now these words will never be the same for me. Great post.

Ashley Holstrom's avatar

I hope you mean wicked in a good way! 😈

Elizabeth Marro's avatar

Of course! A very good way!